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david lynch

Stop it.

I met david lynch in a pub having lunch

I met david lynch in a pub having lunch

He said,

Hey Toby are you hungry?

Come and eat with me

I said -

Yes david I am hungry 

And I love your movies

He said

said

said

 

Hey Toby are you hungry?

Come and eat with me

I said -

Yes david I am hungry 

And I love your movies man

He said come over here

And share some fries

And we''l think of new ways to die

Yes david I'll share your food

Would it be rude

To suggest an idea or two?

He said

Hey Toby that's no problem

I'm always happy to have them

And some time later

When I go back to his house

It's kinda strange

It's strange its' strange

You see the house is quite tidy

But my body has changed

Hey david

Won't you come back to my house and have tea with me

I want to be in your movies

In your movies

Hey hey

He said

I'm already at your house

You invited me 

Remember?

Come and share some fries

And we'll think of new ways to die

Let's think of new ways to die

Let's think of new ways to die

Let's think of new ways to die

Let's think of new ways to die

© T.Zaldua/T.Zundel 1999

Taken from the album 'get ahead' 1999

Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events and incidents are either the products of the author’s imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.

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